‘Spain beats the world as the home of the donkey.’
– The Nelson Evening Mail, Thursday, November 1, 1906
There’s a missing kink in the Pakistani cricket
There’s a theory in the circus that Etonians are
All whales have syphillis.
Piers Morgan is a cunt.
Finnegans Wake is, in an important sense, unr-
Captivus vulgaris Kenyensis is not a subspecies
of Homo sapiens.
In the tenth century you could buy a good cow
for twenty pence.
God is a black woman. Whoopi Goldberg, maybe.
Many of London’s fences are made of old WW2
Some people suffer a disturbance where they’re
afraid the sun won’t come up.
To be provincial is to be deprived.
The United States Postal Service is having deliv-
Broken hearts make it rain.
A S H Smyth writes. Find out more at: www.ashsmyth.com.