‘So lately as 1902 Lieut. Boyd Alexander discovered 32 new species of birds in Fernando Po.’
– The Nelson Evening Mail, Monday, February 18, 1907
Healthy Caucasians are required for a
clinical experiment.
The first three words people learn in
Yiddish are ‘grandmother’, ‘potato’,
and ‘sweatshop’.
The People’s Republic of China is now
the longest-lasting communist state.
18-year-olds New Zealanders don’t
know what ‘trivial’ means.
It’s just a small step from saxophones
to switchblades.
The appeal of the University of Iowa to
an Iowan father of five is pretty much
self-explanatory.
Roxy Jacenko’s new book never fails to
disappoint.
Last year, ‘MILF’ was the 5th most searc-
hed-for term on PornHub – by women.
There are few men now left who have
actually been present at the burning
of widows.
The petroleum is hurting the sea.
There are 26 state-of-the-art baseball
diamonds in Central Park.
Józef Teodor Konrad Korzeniowski cont-
ributed to MAGA.
With great beauty comes great resent-
ment.
ASH Smyth writes. Find out more at: www.ashsmyth.com.