By Rion Scott

Form Letter for American Gun Advocacy Groups Responding to High-Profile Incidents of Gun Violence

The Gays

An Introduction to Public Statues

Sean Penn Speaks: A Secret Visit With The Most Narcissistic Prick In The World

Hip Hop Sentiment for the Private-School Victorian

Top 10 Underground Funnies Posts of 2015

Who do I sue, Abigail Fisher?

Submissions Call: Holiday Humor/Satire

The Definitive Answer to the Carly Simon “You’re So Vain” Question

#BlackLivesMatter: The Movie [As Edited for the Big Budget Hollywood Remake]

Police Report: Officer Fleming vs. Mr. Cuddlebottoms

A Proposal to the NRA, re: Ending Police Brutality

Enhanced Interrogation Techniques of America

The Clapback is Clapping

Your Daily Imminent Demise Horoscopes

Shooting Script for Swiffer Brand Swiffer Sweeper

Welcome to the Torture Chamber, Now with a Juice Bar!

Speak American: Building a Better Country One Word at a Time

EIGHT REASONS THE POETS FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE TURNED UGLY

Yo Daddy So White

Blues Blues Submissions Close Aug. 31. Submit.

Underground Funnies: 12 Occasions on which my wife looks at me and finds me deeply unattractive

Birther Control Or Donald Trump and Ol’ Clementine Got Some Questions About The President’s Birth Certificate

Bill Cosby Tries to Explain Himself to the Dumb Donalds of the World

Mid-season Pitch: “Pinto & Pinto”

Disney & Marvel Present: The Princess of North Sudan, Starring Rachel Dolezal & The Black Avengers

Underground Funnies Reminder: Submission Call: The Blue Blues, a Satirical Clapback Against Police Terror

Underground Funnies: “Work in the Public Sector!”

A Two-Star Goodreads Review of My Life

Mother’s Day Gift Ideas for an Orange County Housewife