Bill Cosby Tries to Explain Himself to the Dumb Donalds of the World



Bill Cosby: I’m a rapist.


The Dumb Donalds of the World: Right on Bill! I don’t believe in God either!


Cosby: No, I didn’t say “I’m an atheist.” I said, “I’m a rapist.


FILE - In this Nov. 18, 2013 file photo, actor-comedian Bill Cosby poses for a portrait in New York. A lawyer for Judith Huth who is suing Cosby alleging the comedian sexually abused her when she was 15 years old says he has interviewed two witnesses who corroborate her story. Attorney Marc Strecker wrote in a sworn declaration filed Friday, Dec. 12, 2014, in Los Angeles Superior Court that he also has reviewed photographs of his client with Cosby at the Playboy Mansion when she was age 15. (Photo by Victoria Will/Invision/AP, File)


Dumb Donald: Well, I’ve never heard it put that way, but I’ve also given up cigarettes in favor of e-cigs.


Cosby: No, no, no. No, I didn’t say I was a vapist, I said, “I’m a rapist.”


Dumb Donald: Right on, Bill! I, too, hate the goddamn white man!


Cosby: No, man; you don’t hear me. I’m not a racist. I’m a rapist.


Dumb Donald: Well, that’s certainly and odd name for a man, but sure Bill, I’ll call you Mavis.


Cosby: No, no, no…not, Mavis. Rapist! I’m a rapist!


Dumb Donald: Damn, right Bill! It’s about time we Catholics reclaimed that word! The infallibility and sovereignty of the Pope should not be questioned.


Cosby: I don’t think you’re listening to me. I didn’t say I was a Papist, I said, “I’m a rapist.


Dumb Donald: Yes, Bill; apes are indeed truly magnificent creatures.




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