Bill Cosby: I’m a rapist.

 

The Dumb Donalds of the World: Right on Bill! I don’t believe in God either!

 

Cosby: No, I didn’t say “I’m an atheist.” I said, “I’m a rapist.”

 

 

Dumb Donald: Well, I’ve never heard it put that way, but I’ve also given up cigarettes in favor of e-cigs.

 

Cosby: No, no, no. No, I didn’t say I was a vapist, I said, “I’m a rapist.”

 

Dumb Donald: Right on, Bill! I, too, hate the goddamn white man!

 

Cosby: No, man; you don’t hear me. I’m not a racist. I’m a rapist.

 

Dumb Donald: Well, that’s certainly and odd name for a man, but sure Bill, I’ll call you Mavis.

 

Cosby: No, no, no…not, Mavis. Rapist! I’m a rapist!

 

Dumb Donald: Damn, right Bill! It’s about time we Catholics reclaimed that word! The infallibility and sovereignty of the Pope should not be questioned.

 

Cosby: I don’t think you’re listening to me. I didn’t say I was a Papist, I said, “I’m a rapist.

 

Dumb Donald: Yes, Bill; apes are indeed truly magnificent creatures.