By Rion Scott

The Rock Critic Reviews His Kid’s Lunch

/ Evan Johnston / Satire
  Carrots THE VEGETABLE KINGDOM RELEASES ANOTHER GEM FROM THE VAULTS: NEVER MIND THE PARSNIPS, […]

How to Write the Working Classes

/ Peter Raynard / Satire
  (somewhat after Binyavanga Wainaina)   The collective noun for the working classes is ‘These People’, […]

Tara Campbell Week: Tree-lection 2016

/ Tara Campbell / Letters & Essays
Tara Campbell’s debut novel, TreeVolution, was released Nov. 1 from Lillicat Publishers. All this week on Queen Mob’s […]

Tara Campbell Week: TreeVolution, an Excerpt

/ Tara Campbell / Fiction
Tara Campbell’s debut novel, TreeVolution, is out today from Lillicat Publishers. All this week on Queen Mob’s […]

The True Story Behind My Incredible Fortune

/ Ravi Mangla / Satire
There are a lot of rumors circulating lately about how I amassed my incredible fortune. […]

How to be a Well-Adjusted Disabled Person

/ Kelley A Pasmanick / Satire
for Bubba, again. I would like to preface this brief yet generous contribution of lessons […]

Yes, I’m a Pretendian

/ Tiffany Midge / Satire
  It seems like everyone and their great grandmother wants to be Indian. This is […]

Rilke Goes On a Job Interview

/ Liz Blood / Satire
Interviewer (I): How did you hear about this position? Rilke (R): A whispering in dark […]

Let’s Go to the Bookstore!

/ Evan Johnston / Satire
  Evan Johnston is a book designer, writer, and illustrator whose work has appeared on […]

Why don’t you just…

/ Tara Campbell / Satire
  All this unrest! Can’t we all just get along? Can’t we just forgive and […]

Space Routine

/ Christopher Hagel / Satire
  A lot of people who’ve been to space tell you it’s easy. Float around. […]

An American Joke

/ Greg Letellier / Satire
Democracy, Capitalism, and History walk into a bar.   Democracy says, “I’m feeling generous today,” […]

How to be a Fuckboy Without Really Trying

/ Tylah Gantt / Satire
    Step 1: Remember that your feelings are the only ones that matter. Also, […]

Ways to Take the Cute Out of Parenting

/ Simon Pinkerton / Satire
Always refer to pooping as “sharting.”   Refer to baby’s “boob addiction”.   Scream a […]

Suburban Fun-Park Hierarchy Extravaganza

/ Simon Pinkerton / Satire
Hello ladies at the park. Yes, I am a man at the play-area with my […]

Vine Discussion Group

/ Christopher Hagel / Satire
As a reminder please come prepared to each discussion group by watching the Vine we […]

The History of Hair Mausoleum

/ L. Soviero / Satire
  If you look out the windows on your left, you can see our next […]

Bernie Sanders Comments on My Life

/ Greg Letellier / Satire
  My Addiction to Breaking Bad   Let’s speak very honestly, for a brief moment, […]

The Schrödinger’s McCartney Experiment

/ Stephen Moles / Satire
The artist commonly referred to as Paul McCartney is placed in a windowless recording studio […]

To The Revolution, My Brother – A Short Play

/ Mike Meginnis / Satire
“To the revolution, my brother!” “I’ll get my pike!” “No need! We’re going to vote […]