yeah, sorry I missed your reading
washing my hair
stuck on a train
caught up in an unexpected romantic intrigue
in minor surgery
just not in the mood
don’t want to have sex with you enough to attend
want to have sex with you too much to attend
heard that someone I want to have sex with more than you was giving a reading at the same time
a movie I want to see was just added to Netflix
a lot of people are mad about something on twitter and I want to contribute to the discussion
my aunt just posted a ten minute video of kitten antics on facebook
I hope you will:
still consider publishing me on your website
remember me when you edit that anthology
buy my book
come to my reading
That’s right – did I mention that I have a reading this Friday at 7? I sent you an invite through the event page.
Hope to see you there!
Michalle Gould is the author of Resurrection Party, recently published by Silver Birch Press. She lives in Hollywood, where she is learning to play the accordion and collaborating on an opera.
the "Also, I:" section was contributed by twitter personality Luscious Dick Tacoma
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