MF Dating Service
A subsidiary of #MeFirst for Men Corp.
Return Form
Check all that apply
Girlfriend ID#: _____
Age
□ Too old
□ Under-age (statutory)
Appearance
□ Breasts too small □ Head hair too short □ Color too dark
□ Breasts too large □ Head hair too long □ Color too light
□ Legs too long □ Head hair not blonde □ Did not like color
□ Legs too short □ Head hair too blonde □ Color did not match friends/family
□ Butt too large □ Hair (other) exists □ Resting bitch face
□ Butt too flat □ Hair (other) absent □ Missing/extra body parts
□ Too tall □ Hair (other) wild □ Does not exactly match profile pic
□ Too short □ Eyes roll when I talk □ Does not resemble profile pic at all
□ Acne □ Accusing eyes □ Not Scarlett Johansson
□ Stretch marks □ Crazy eyes
□ Wrinkles □ Has tattoos
□ Cellulite □ Does not have tattoos
Personal Characteristics
□ Too loud □ Cheerful □ Bitchy □ Emotional baggage
□ Too quiet □ Depressed □ Bossy □ Physical baggage
□ No volume control □ Not in sync w/my moods □ High Maintenance □ Kid(s)
□ Jealous exes
Bedroom Satisfaction (if applicable)
□ Too aggressive □ Not enough/frigid
□ Too passive □ Too demanding/nympho
□ Not enough about me □ Lady in the streets/freak in the sheets
□ Too much about her □ Not a lady in the streets/freak in the sheets
Other
□ I don’t remember ordering this item
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Marcy Dilworth is a recovering finance professional finally pursuing her love of writing. Recent stories have been published in Writer’s Resist, Literary Mama, and Blink-Ink’s 10th Anniversary edition. She lives in Virginia with her husband where they serve their precocious rescue pup, Kirby. Oh, and she has a couple wonderful kids.