AE Reiff, Alcohol Ethoxylate, is a NON-IONIC surfactant that breaks long chain ethoxylates. To bioremediate, accelerate and deregulate the oil of Sulfonated Analogues, UNSULFONATED AE transports hydrocarbon exulate of letters in a caustic pot to break down molecules for microbes to digest. His Secret Life of Democrats will appear in the last Thrice Fiction #27, but otherwise he is a fictional persona of the Artist’s Collective at the New Ibsen Canal near Catwalk. There is no known way to contact them except weekends in the bakery. Once identified persons of the same name or others intend no disrespect.