1. This is a text adventure.
2. This is a fire lookout simulation.
3. This is about exploration, as is life.
4. This is on-rails, as is life.
5. This is purgatory.
6. This is hazing.
7. This is an elaborate punishment.
8. This is a paranoid schizophrenic nightmare.
9. This is a government experiment.
10. This is an epic bender.
