Next Friday, one turns one. Join the party! Send us your birthday poems, toasts, roasts, pictures, videos, songs, tattoos, elves, snuff and whatnot. We’ll publish the best and the worst, promise.

Send birthday poems to Erik Kennedy: poetry [at] queenmobs [dot] com

Send birthday misfit docs to Reb Livingston: misfit [at] queensmobs [dot] com

Send birthday whatnots to Abby Higgs: essays [at] queenmobs [dot] com