11 Things the P.T. Demo Is Scarier Than

1. Tory rule.

2. Gentrification.

3. Bad poetry.

4. Resident Evil 6.

5. Melee systems.

6. Losing readers to Real Pants.

7. Cold coffee.

8. Postmetamodernism.

9. Negative book reviews.

10. All Franzen, all the time.

11. Muhammad cartoons.

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