I don’t have any poems about Game of Thrones
And it’s a problem
Because I only want to hear poems
That are poems about Game of Thrones.

I don’t want to Google ‘Game of Thrones poems’
And I don’t want to write Game of Thrones poems
And I don’t think I’ll want to hear Game of Thrones poems
Tomorrow
But right now
I really want to hear Game of Thrones poems
And this is the closest
I will let myself get
To writing one.

Scott Manley Hadley (@Scott_Hadley) is Satire Editor at Queen Mob’s Teahouse and so fucking pumped for the Game of Thrones finale in seven and a half hours.. Send him satire – though you’ve probably missed the window if it’s Game of Thrones-related – to satire@queenmobs.com