With just over 5% of our editors being white, we’re looking to expand our whiteness. Are you white? We need you, please get in touch. Only then will our editorial team better reflect our exclusively GOP readership. Only then will we be able to sell-out to Rupert Murdoch, like our heroes at VICE.

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