Putin Test (VI): Vlad Savich

1 // Did Huylo fix the US election?

It may be better to ask the question: Why do we need elections? Not only in the United States, but around the world? I have two answers, it’s true.

When I lived in the USSR, I went to the elective areas because over there I could buy sausage. The stores didn’t sell sausages then. Well, very rarely. In those days, there was much fighting there. Lack of sausage in the stores was, of course, the result of the election of the Soviet people.

In Canada, I go and vote , because I can relax a few hours away from my hard work. Another thing I noticed is that in Canada, before the election, we have discounts on alcohol and dealers lower the price of heroin. In a sober state, going to the elected areas isn’t possible.

I have a cat. Her name is Frida. Also, in my house I have a small computer. It has only two buttons. Yes – No.  Why should there be more? As one book says:

“Let your speech be yes, yes; no. No, for what is more than this comes from evil.”

When I have to make a choice, I give this computer  to my cat.  Believe me the probability of my cat making the correct choice is greater than for me.

Perhaps we should elects leaders with the help of cats, dogs or random people from the Yellow pages?


2 // Why did Huylo fix the US election?

When I was young, I liked the Beatles song

I’m fixing a hole where the rain gets in
and stops my mind from wandering

You have to make repairs if your new home has been partially destroyed by Putin’s bomb.

If the house is old, better to destroy it.

The liberal democratic system is as old as the shit of a mammoth. It is necessary to break down and build a new system.Yes, a new system where freedom is freedom and not pretend freedom. Pretend freedom that allows Uncle Joe from Capitol Hill, Bank of America, the FBI and the military censor.

We are must stop creating secrets. If you don’t have something to hide, then why do you have the means to be hiding?

“The Stone Age didn’t end for lack of stones…”

Because Stone is a weapon of the proletariat. Today, the weapon of the proletariat is a computer. For the first time in the history of mankind, advanced means of production are in hands of the proletariat.


3 // Will Huylo be spending more time with Mr Trump in 2017?

Well, my hope for 2017 is to spend a lot of time with my family. I hope that during 2017 I will visit exotic countries. I hope I see the birds, who will return to my backyard  in the spring of 2017. I hope in 2017 to  be drinking  English breakfast tea, with added spearmint (that grows in my garden). Hopefully, I’ll be listening be mcuh good music. I hope to see a lot of good films.  I hope that I will continue to write for Queen Mob’s magazine. I hope that in 2017, someone will publish another book of mine in English. I hope that the new revolution will happen in Russia. The revolution, which will put an end to the era of Huylo.

You say you want a revolution
Well, you know
We all want to change the world

Oh, I forget, Mr. Trump. Mr. Trumps arrives on time, but our world will remain for forever.

How sings a great rock band, ABBA:

Sometimes I see
the brave new world arrives
And I see how it thrives
In the ashes of our lives
Happy new year Happy new year 

Happy New Year my friends. A fiery rooster year. Don’t give Mr. Trump the chance to transform it into an atomic rooster year.


4 // Don’t you miss your friends from school?

I remember the first of June.  It was my favorite day. School out and the beginning of summer vacations in the USSR.

School’s out for summer
School’s out forever
School’s been blown to pieces 

My least favorite day was the first of September. The day when schoolwork began again.

I will leave that aside. I will talk about my school friends.

I had a lot of friends in my school, but as a Nobel Prize musician sings, Long Ago, Far Away.

Serge Ivanov was killed in a gang war in the early 90s.

Katya Petrova was stabbed to death by her lover. The reason was only a few rubles. This is the price for a beautiful and young woman.

Andrey Belov was drunk and burned in a fire on New Year’s Eve.

Peter Sidorov was killed by realtors.

Fedor Krasnov asked for money to build a big church.  In school, he was the best student. School teachers said he will be the new Einstein.

Ivanov Steklov was the worst student, but today it is a rich and successful businessman.

Anastasia Mikhailova was really a bad schoolgirl, but today she’s living in  a mansion in London.

Would I like to see them? No, because I don’t want to go back to my childhood. I don’t want to go back to school. I don’t like school. School for me, it’s like prison, because I love freedom.

Give children freedom!


5 // Isn’t it sad when one huntand the animal dies?

Are you really sad when a lion kills a deer? I don’t think so. If a lion will not kill it, he will die of hunger and torment. You will be pleased to watch? I don’t think so.

Yesterday I watched Russian TV. One Russian lady was showing off her coat. For this coat, they needed to kill more than a hundred sables. In this case, I’m worried about the animals. My opinion is no human is worth a hundred sables.Certainly not for fashion.


6 // How was Huylo’s Christmas and New Year?

I don’t know how Mr Huylo met Christmas and New Year Eve. Perhaps he drank the blood of Syrian babies.  He may have been gambling using bones from dead soldiers. Maybe he turned into a wolf, howling at the moon from the height of Spasskaya Tower.

I don’t know exactly, but I know that it was the last New Year which Mr Huylo celebrated as Russian ruler. Somebody can tell me, it’s horrible! I will answer them. Better a horrible end than an endless horror


7 // What do you think of your new book?

My answer to this question is simple. I will answer the words of John Lennon, all You need is love and the book Go, Contex, Go! by Vlad Savich.

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