Now that you have completed the survey, devise a point system for the previous questions/responses. Add up your score.

If your score is higher than the current temperature outside: eat the vindaloo.

If your score is lower than the average human lifespan: do the other thing (I can’t remember what the other option was).

Best of luck.

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