I don’t want to become one of those annoying sober people.
Like the one who posts recipes for shitty mocktail on facebook.
And starts fucking going for runs.
And they think they’re better than other people for being sober, even though other people are actually better than them for being able to drink and not be an alcoholic.
There’s no moral code attached to either.
But yes, this is why you keep walking into every party yelling I STILL SMOKE WEED BECAUSE I NEVER HAD A PROBLEM THAT JUST FYI GUYS and you’re obsessively telling your weirdest most fucked up sex stories, like the demon mask one, so people still think you’re interesting.
Isabel Rae McKenzie is a devout Chicagoan and newly sober person, but she’s still living her best chaotic Virgo life. You can find her on Twitter at @birdpoems.