Is Putin a Nowhere Man?

Is Putin a nowhere man sitting a nowhere land???

When I was young I liked the song “Nowhere man.” In order to understand what I’m talking about you must pick up The Beatles’ album Rubber Soul and find the song “Nowhere Man.”

Lennon claimed that he wrote the song about himself. He wrote it after racking his brain in desperation for five hours, trying to come up with another song

Wikipedia talks about the song

“Nowhere Man” is among one of the very first Beatles songs to be entirely unrelated to romance or love, and marks a notable instance of Lennon’s philosophically oriented songwriting» Let’s leave Lennon alone he now lives in the best of worlds. I hope he is in Paradise though there is a mystical story about how seven Colombian kids were taken by Jesus Christ to pay a visit to Heaven and Hell. The story goes on to state that the seven youngsters saw John Lennon while visiting the depths of hell.   I think those seven Colombian used a lot of Colombian cocaine. Anyway John Lennon is dead and mister Putin – Huilo is still alive. He lives beneath the sun which he wants to convert into a nuclear desert.

He rose from hell and his purpose is to take us all back into the abyss. If you don’t believe my words then watch these photos

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Does Putin like brown sugar???

July is my favorite month

Russian poet Pasternak wrote a poem many years ago.

July

A ghost is roaming through the building,
And shadows in the attic browse;
Persistently intent on mischief
A goblin roams about the house

When I was young I sang with my band a popular song composed by the band Uriah Heap. But instead of talking about Russian poetry and how I spent a week in a paradise by the name of the Bahamas, I have to talk about Huylo.

You ask me: does Putin like brown sugar? I don’t know about brown sugar but I know for sure Mr. Putin – Huylo loves to be the master and to command the slaves who are ready to kiss the heels of their master all day long. It is in the tradition of the Russian people to be unable to live without the hit a whip.

However, Russians are able to revolt. As the poet said…

“God save us from seeing a Russian revolt, senseless and merciless…”

In Russia, there is only one step between the master and the slave. When Putin  –  Huylo turns into a slave on a sugar plantation (I will gladly watch him as he suffers a sharp aching pain) he will tell us if he loves brown sugar or not. Myregards to the Rolling stones
Gold Coast slave ship
bound for cotton fields

putin in field

Has Putin ever been to Strawberry Fields???

“Strawberry Fields Forever” is a song by the English rock band the Beatles.

Who doesn’t know this fact? I think only the savages from the island of Borneo.

Strawberry Field is a Salvation Army children’s home in Liverpool in the neighborhood where Lennon’s grew up.

Who does not know this fact? I think only the Martians don’t. I don’t know any Beatles fans who wouldn’t want to visit this famous place. I’m sure many of our readers have been there already. I’m one of the exceptions, but I’m not the only one. Mr. Putin – Huylo has never been there. Me, because I don’t have a lot of money; Mr. Putin – Huylo because he visits other fields. He loves to visit the fields in which lie the remains of the Boeing which he himself destroyed. There he picks up iPhones, money, jewelry and children’s toys. Putin likes trophies. He has many of them. After all, he’s a winner!

He loves to visit the battlefields beside Donetsk, Lugansk. He admires the remains of its soldiers. He loves to send alms to mothers who lost their sons.

One Russian woman often tells me.

“Vlad, stop demonizing Colonel Putin!”

I answer: “I will never stop! Putin’s place is in Hell! The seven circles of hell have already prepared a place for him which they called “Putin– Huylo’s Field Forever.”

Does Putin wanna hold your hand???

“I Want to Hold Your Hand” stayed at number one for five weeks and remained in the UK top fifty for twenty-one weeks in total. It was also the band’s first number one song in America and thus started the British Invasion of the American music industry. When I first heard this song I said to myself:

Everything, that you listened to before ‘I Want to Hold Your Hand’ was not really music.”

I don’t really know if Mr. Putin- Huylo loves the Beatles (he was at Paul McCartney’s concert at the Red Square) or if he prefers Russian songs like “Kalinka, Kazachok,” but I know for a fact that Putin prefers to hold your hand when it is cut off and dead. Putin – Huylo prefers death to life. The main goal of Putin – Huylo is to collect all the money (he is a pathologically greedy man) that exists in the world and turn you into radioactive ash. Readers, let’s turn Putin into nothingness and we will listen to the music of the Beatles.  Heaven bless you!

But do you remember what Lennon said?

Imagine there’s no heaven
It’s easy if you try

putin in casket

Does Putin like wild horses???

Stuffing. Bow. Egg. Carrot. A piece of French bread. Pepper. Sol. Slow fire.

15 minutes from eternity. Cutlets. Thai rice. Mushroom sauce. Life is beautiful, though tragic.

Here’s a lunch for me today. While all this comes I listen to listen to jazz with the cat lying on my legs.

Fuck Putin- Huylo.  Let the wild horses trample fucking Putin – Huylo.

Hi Mick Jagger, I know you love “Wild Horses.” I love them too

Childhood living is easy to do
The things you wanted I bought them for you

putin hat

Does Putin own a yellow submarine???

Putin has oil, gas, coal, aluminum, plutonium, gold, jewel of, locomotives, planes, missiles, bombs, fish, animals, grass, trees, boats and submarines.
I think it’s not a problem for Putin to become the master of a yellow submarine. He can even become a master. He can even become a master gray/brown/raspberry submarine. Putin is God. Don’t tell me that I’m Lennon, who said:

“Christianity will go. It will vanish and shrink.”

I needn’t argue with that; I’m right and I will be proved right. We’re more popular than Jesus now; I don’t know which will go first — rock and roll or Christianity. Jesus was all right, but his disciples were thick and ordinary. It’s them twisting it that ruins it for me.

Putin – Huylo can destroy life. It is the prerogative of God. Putin can make everything, but he can’t buy me love.

I want Putin out of the picture.  Putin go home. This means go to hell.

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Can Putin get enough satisfaction???

We know Putin can make everything. It is an undeniable truth. It’s like two plus two equals four. It’s like the Earth revolves around the sun.

It’s like Obama being the President of the United States and Elizabeth the Queen of England,  Elvis Presley – the king of rock’n roll. It’s old news. Do you agree with me?

The bottom line is having all Putin can’t get the most important thing. He can’t get no satisfaction.

Hello Sir Jagger again.

 I can’t get no satisfaction,
I can’t get no satisfaction.
‘Cause I try, and I try,
And I try, and I try.
I can’t get no, I can’t get no.

 

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