One:    (yawnnnnnnnn) — I’m bored with National Poetry Month already

Two:     I can’t stand this island. (Rains way too much!)

Three:     Celebrating another successful tweet!

Four:     So you want to be a writer, eh?

Five:    Waiting for Franzen to stop moving.

and if five’s not enough for ya, here’s a 6th:

 
coming out of party at #10 Downing Street